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Episode 32 of the JOAT Podcast was lit from the get go. We talked about the first Robot to get Citizenship, Sophia. Watch the video above to see just how horrifying she really is. We also covered Wal-Mart bringing robots to their fine establishments, Robot lawyer crushing Cambridge students, and Amazon delivering shit straight into you house with keys. Even that dildo you ordered for mom!

Segement two was just as heated with Eddie recapping UFC 217, Vampire hysteria in Africa. Next on the agenda was nano machines that smarter people than I are planning to inject into your body to heal it. Shit’s cray cray! Of course the usuals were there as well. Universal Call-Out had 4 stories that you will just have to hear to believe. Even then you might not! We of course wrapped things up with quite possibly the best JOAT Video Corner to date. Universal Call-Out for the upcoming week is Muppets, so be on the look out for Muppet murdering abound! See you guys next week, love ya!


Sophia is here and she wants to destroy every human being in her path!  Good thing “The Jerks” are here and able to put an end to that noise if need be!  Would you give Amazon a key to your home to make deliveries while you’re at work?  How do you feel about robots roaming the aisles of Wal-Mart while you’re shopping?  Prostitutes who kill based on poor oral performance and swallowing the evidence?   OH YEAH!  All that and then some with a quick UFC 217 recap and an outstanding JOAT Video Corner!  We love you guys!  See ya next week!

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15 Lies Your School Told You:

Guy Attempts to Chug 6-Pack of Beer with Leaf Blower:

Cop Calls 911 After Getting Too Stoned:

She Broke My Heart… :

Episode 32: 

Sophia the First Robot Citizen, Cancer curing Nano-machines, Amazon’s new “Key Package” and more!

JOAT Episode 31 started with both Ray and Eddie dropping knowledge on their areas of expertise. Ray gave you the Top 5 “Must See” films on Halloween. Eddie laid out his rock solid picks for the upcoming UFC 217.

The second segment was definitely bananas. The Universal Call-Out was Bananas and it delivered more than potassium.  The jerks also covered cops busting old dudes with donut dust in their cars for meth, Amazon’s prime reefer, and even a Marijuana Degree in Michigan. The JOAT was at it’s best, and Inspirobot randomly generated an inspirational quote that has to be heard/seen to be believed. Next week be sure to tune in for a Prostitute Universal Call-Out and many more shenanigans.

Trick or Treat?!  It’s the JOAT Halloween Special!  Ray is a horror movie fanatic and kicks off the show with his Top 5 “Must-see” Halloween movies of all-time!  Is your favorite Halloween movie on his list?  You’ll have to listen to find out!  Afterwards, Eddie previews UFC 217 with a complete breakdown of the main card of fights.  Does Eddie belive that Georges St-Pierre can beat current Middleweight Champion Michael Bisping in his return fight at Madison Square Garden?  Hmmm, decisions, decisions.  Elsewhere, we talk about Police locking up innocent people for doughnut crumbs that test positive for meth, Amazon delivering 65 pounds of reefer to one unsuspecting couple’s home,  and a hilarious JOAT Video Corner that you don’t want to miss!  Thanks for sticking with us, we love you guys!

1:51 – “RayTheJerk’s” Top 5 Halloween movies
34:46 – “EddieTheJerk’s” UFC 217 breakdown
49:42 – Universal Call-out results: Banana
1:02:41 – Florida Man Awarded $37,500 After Cops Mistake Glazed Doughnut Crumbs For Meth
1:12:51 – Amazon delivers 65 pounds of “PRIME” reefer
1:17:19 – Northern Michigan University offers marijuana degree
1:20:10 – JOAT Video Corner

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When Robots Twerk:

Everything is Terrible: Halloween Will Kill You:

Used Copy of GTA V found with Meth in the Case:

Episode 31: 

UFC 217 Preview, Top 5 “Must-see” films for Halloween, JOAT goes Bananas and more!

Lest ye judge my credibility when it comes to dictating what movies you should be watching on Halloween. Please see exhibit A above.

Little Ray the Jerk above is exhibit B. So no arguments. Get the following movies by any means necessary, and cue them up for your All Hallow’s Eve.

Murder Party (2007) 


A random invitation to a Halloween party leads a man into the hands of a rogue collective intent on murdering him for the sake of their art, sparking a bloodbath of mishap, mayhem and hilarity.


Idle Hands (1999) 


A teenage slacker’s right hand becomes possessed with murderous intent.

WNUF Halloween Special (2013)
Originally broadcast live on October 31, 1987, the ‘WNUF Halloween Special’ is a stunning expose of terrifying supernatural activity that unfolded at the infamous Webber House, the site of ghastly murders. Local television personality Frank Stewart leads a group of paranormal investigators including Catholic exorcist, Father Joseph Matheson and the prolific husband-and-wife team Louis and Claire Berger. Together, the experts explore the darkest corners of the supposedly haunted Webber House, trying to prove the existence of the demonic entities within. Did they find the horrific truth or simply put superstitious rumors to rest?

The Guest (2014)


A soldier introduces himself to the Peterson family, claiming to be a friend of their son who died in action. After the young man is welcomed into their home, a series of accidental deaths seem to be connected to his presence.

Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982) 


Kids all over America want Silver Shamrock masks for Halloween. Doctor Daniel Challis seeks to uncover a plot by Silver Shamrock owner Conal Cochran.


The show started with a desperate plea for fan’s of the JOAT Podcast to give us their money! Please check out the official JOAT Patreon Page.

Next up Eddie gave us his recap of UFC 216. The jerks then covered the 10 million dollar bounty Larry Flynt laid out on Donald Trump. Make sure to hit Larry up at: Hotline: 800-251-2714 or, if you have anything that might lead to the impeachment of the commander in cheese.

In our next segment we broke down both Ghostface Killah, and Russia both jumping into the Cryptocurrency game. While Ray can’t explain it well, the video below does!

We started the second segment with a detailed yet wildly chaotic breakdown of the show. It’s Ray’s favorite show and he forced Eddie to binge watch it or suffer extreme consequences. Try to count how many times Eddie calls Elliot Ethan! We finished things up with the usual suspects, Universal Call-Out, JOAT Video Corner, Inspirobot and the randomizer.

Hello Friend. This week the jerks are breaking down Ray’s favorite television show Mr. Robot. Eddie just binge watched it at Ray’s request. What did he think. We also have Eddie giving you a recap of UFC 216, Larry Flynt putting a 10 million dollar bounty on the Trumpster and chat about what Russia and Ghostface Killah have in common. Elsewhere we detail the results of the Universal Call-Out of Gypsys and tell you why you need to give your money to the jerks. The JOAT Video Corner is packed as well with: Tony the Tiger helping prostitutes, Larry Flynt being explaining style vs. class to a circuit court judge and KRS telling you about the voice inside your head. Prepare to get your hack on in the newest episode of the most transcendent podcast out there. 

1:37 – JOAT Patreon intro
10:19 – UFC 216 recap
13:01 – Larry Flynt’s 10 million dollar Trump Bounty
18:03 – Ghostface Killah’s Crytpo Currency/Russia hopes to launch its own digital currency
27:49 – JOAT Mr. Robot Series Review
58:55 – Universal Call-out Results: Gypsys
1:10:38 – JOAT Video Corner

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KRS One Explains the 5th Dimension:

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Episode 30: 

Mr. Robot Spectacular, Larry Flynt’s Trump Bounty, Ghostface Killah’s Cryptocurrency and more!